My Christmas break was pretty interesting. My friends said I fell off the face of the earth for a bit. It's probably true, it tends to happen a lot. The time when I was back on the face of the earth, I had a story for almost each day. I'll share one to occupy you guys.
Ohhhh McDonald's how I love you
Except for the fact that I embarrassed myself in front of a bunch of random people.
How you ask? Wellll I get pretty excited when I get food from there. That day I was a little too excited since I haven't ate there for 2 months and I missed my precious chicken nuggets.
Sooo as I was walking out to my car, my joy from getting my beloved nuggets took over my senses. Somehow, I didn't look where I was going and I missed stepping on the curb and fell into the road. I was alright, I think, my head was randomly bleeding and I had a few scrapes, no big deal. Anyways, the result of me face planting on the road led to having my food fall all over the street. It was horrible. My poor chicken nuggets.
At first I didn't know what to do so I just sat there for like a minute. Then I started picking the food up but then I thought to myself ahhh I'm dumb and the food was already tainted, plus the ugly nasty dirt snow on the ground didn't really help my food look as delicious either. So as I looked back to the restaurant, I don't even know why I did, I saw the people in the booths were staring. It was awesome. At that point, I was panicking and cars were coming - note - I was still on the ground scared and still kind of deciding what to do.
Not knowing what to do in this situation, I ran away and drove off. I was still hungry since my lunch was all over the parking lot and I really didn't feel like dying from eating tainted food. So I went to the next closest McDonald's and got myself some food this time through the drive thru, to contain the overwhelming feelings.
Ohh good times.
P.S- Carrie and Emily if you are reading this good luck!!!!!
