Ever ran into a mirror on purpose but had a legit reason because of it? Well I do.
So this summer my little brothers and I spent a week in Iowa with my older brother. I always do the typical, watch endless TV and play video games until my brain feels like it's going to explode.
On some random day, we went to the science museum and ate in Des Moines. Yes I do think museums are tight but anyways on our way back from Des Moines, I had to pee really bad because I drank four glasses of water at the restaurant, go figure.
Normally I can hold it in because I have a bladder of steel plus I hate public bathrooms with a passion. One time I didn't pee for 14 hours straight. I felt kind of accomplished about that. Maybe one day it will be 20 hours.
Anyways, my brother stopped for gas and thank god because my bladder felt like a volcano getting ready to explode at any second.
So I ran into the gas station bathroom because I didn't want to pee in my pants, at that point I didn't care that I had to pee on a nasty toilet. So I sprinted into what I thought was the stalls but instead I ran right smack into the giant bathroom mirror.
Because this is one of the stupidest things I've ever done, I literally almost peed my pants because I couldn't get up from laughing. The cool part about this story was some lady washing her hands watched the whole thing go down without telling me I was running into a mirror.
Seriously I didn't even know I was running into a mirror until I saw myself running into myself but it was too late to stop because I was running at full speed Another thing I wonder is why in the world would someone put a mirror in front of a stall? Do they think people feel the need to look at themselves when they just finished using the bathroom. I guess that's what they thought and yes running into the mirror did hurt.
Somehow I found this hilarious and I still do because I literally ran into a mirror. How I get myself into doing dumb things? I do not know. I guess I blame my bladder of steel. Oh bladder of steel, you've failed me.
