These series of events happened over the past forty-five minute time span from the time I am writing this.
So I left the school cafe food place with a hot bowl soup. Went in my dorm then I got on the elevator and I ran out to my room to put my soup away because I had to pee really bad. Well I didn't notice the wet floor or the multiple wet floor signs so after running about three steps, I fell flat on my back with a quarter of my soup on my pants and legs. I yelled in pain and then got up real quick and ran into my room and changed. I went back out to clean up to mess before the girls on my floor came out and asked what happened. I definitely brought out my ninja skills for this situation.
Too bad my shorts were inside out, they definitely noticed that and I was about two seconds from not making it to the bathroom. Of course the weird and unfortunate things happen to me when I'm about to pee in my pants.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Ever happened to you?
This isn't my work but it definitely made me laugh.
I bet its happened to you before. Don't lie. Shame on you if you were lying. Shame.
I bet its happened to you before. Don't lie. Shame on you if you were lying. Shame.
Friday, September 16, 2011
Mirrors hurt
Ever ran into a mirror on purpose but had a legit reason because of it? Well I do.
So this summer my little brothers and I spent a week in Iowa with my older brother. I always do the typical, watch endless TV and play video games until my brain feels like it's going to explode.
On some random day, we went to the science museum and ate in Des Moines. Yes I do think museums are tight but anyways on our way back from Des Moines, I had to pee really bad because I drank four glasses of water at the restaurant, go figure.
Normally I can hold it in because I have a bladder of steel plus I hate public bathrooms with a passion. One time I didn't pee for 14 hours straight. I felt kind of accomplished about that. Maybe one day it will be 20 hours.
Anyways, my brother stopped for gas and thank god because my bladder felt like a volcano getting ready to explode at any second.
So I ran into the gas station bathroom because I didn't want to pee in my pants, at that point I didn't care that I had to pee on a nasty toilet. So I sprinted into what I thought was the stalls but instead I ran right smack into the giant bathroom mirror.
Because this is one of the stupidest things I've ever done, I literally almost peed my pants because I couldn't get up from laughing. The cool part about this story was some lady washing her hands watched the whole thing go down without telling me I was running into a mirror.
Seriously I didn't even know I was running into a mirror until I saw myself running into myself but it was too late to stop because I was running at full speed Another thing I wonder is why in the world would someone put a mirror in front of a stall? Do they think people feel the need to look at themselves when they just finished using the bathroom. I guess that's what they thought and yes running into the mirror did hurt.
Somehow I found this hilarious and I still do because I literally ran into a mirror. How I get myself into doing dumb things? I do not know. I guess I blame my bladder of steel. Oh bladder of steel, you've failed me.
So this summer my little brothers and I spent a week in Iowa with my older brother. I always do the typical, watch endless TV and play video games until my brain feels like it's going to explode.
On some random day, we went to the science museum and ate in Des Moines. Yes I do think museums are tight but anyways on our way back from Des Moines, I had to pee really bad because I drank four glasses of water at the restaurant, go figure.
Normally I can hold it in because I have a bladder of steel plus I hate public bathrooms with a passion. One time I didn't pee for 14 hours straight. I felt kind of accomplished about that. Maybe one day it will be 20 hours.
Anyways, my brother stopped for gas and thank god because my bladder felt like a volcano getting ready to explode at any second.
So I ran into the gas station bathroom because I didn't want to pee in my pants, at that point I didn't care that I had to pee on a nasty toilet. So I sprinted into what I thought was the stalls but instead I ran right smack into the giant bathroom mirror.
Because this is one of the stupidest things I've ever done, I literally almost peed my pants because I couldn't get up from laughing. The cool part about this story was some lady washing her hands watched the whole thing go down without telling me I was running into a mirror.
Seriously I didn't even know I was running into a mirror until I saw myself running into myself but it was too late to stop because I was running at full speed Another thing I wonder is why in the world would someone put a mirror in front of a stall? Do they think people feel the need to look at themselves when they just finished using the bathroom. I guess that's what they thought and yes running into the mirror did hurt.
Somehow I found this hilarious and I still do because I literally ran into a mirror. How I get myself into doing dumb things? I do not know. I guess I blame my bladder of steel. Oh bladder of steel, you've failed me.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
my thrilling summer...not really
So quite a few people have been asking me, what do I do with my life during summer vacation when I'm home? So this is for to the people who wanted to know.
I leave for school in two weeks. So I guess I have to start to get things together for that. Ohh fun.
Well this week I was playing the the women's city golf tournament. Unfortunately I lost today in the semi-finals. I played horrible and nothing went right. I blame myself since I was the one swinging the golf club. I also had a lot of emotions built up and it never went away. I don't think my caddy knew how to deal with them ha ha.
I mean this week was the first time I started playing 18 holes this summer, so I shouldn't have assume that I'll be as awesome as last summer. My laziness and lack of golfing this summer really caught up to me this week. I learned my lesson.
The lady I played against took advantage of my situation and used it against me so I give props to her for beating me today.
Other that the women's city, I haven't done much. I spent last week at a meditation center making/cooking food for the students taking the course. It was pretty cool.
I learned that being a vegetarian for a week and then eating mass amounts of meat the next day doesn't go so well for your stomach. Keep this lesson in mind because I learned it the hard way.
I didn't really roll around in bed, it was more like my bathroom floor.
I leave for school in two weeks. So I guess I have to start to get things together for that. Ohh fun.
Well this week I was playing the the women's city golf tournament. Unfortunately I lost today in the semi-finals. I played horrible and nothing went right. I blame myself since I was the one swinging the golf club. I also had a lot of emotions built up and it never went away. I don't think my caddy knew how to deal with them ha ha.
I mean this week was the first time I started playing 18 holes this summer, so I shouldn't have assume that I'll be as awesome as last summer. My laziness and lack of golfing this summer really caught up to me this week. I learned my lesson.
The lady I played against took advantage of my situation and used it against me so I give props to her for beating me today.
Other that the women's city, I haven't done much. I spent last week at a meditation center making/cooking food for the students taking the course. It was pretty cool.
I learned that being a vegetarian for a week and then eating mass amounts of meat the next day doesn't go so well for your stomach. Keep this lesson in mind because I learned it the hard way.
I didn't really roll around in bed, it was more like my bathroom floor.
Friday, July 29, 2011
still alive
To the concerned people who frequently read this, I am dead.
First off thanks for showing your concerns but no, I'm kidding. I lied, I just took a 4 month break. No not really I lied again, I was procrastinating. I mean I've been productive with my summer. I've been golfing. I started playing tennis again. I explored Iowa State and spent the week there. I managed to run into a mirror but I'll save that story for later.
I turned 19 just a few weeks ago. Yayyy right?
No it is not yayyy.
I don't even act or look like I'm 19. That's another story I will save for later. I'm more like on the 12-13 side with a mental age of 10 or maybe 9 because 10 year olds these days are pretty extreme with their iphones and sense of fashion. Compared to me who still wants cartoon shirts, plays with toys, and loves cartoons.
Anyways,
The highlight of my summer so far was that I watched both the French Open and the Wimbledon without missing a day.
I just want to say that Maria Sharapova is playing great again. She's a beast. I'm proud to say I've been a fan of hers since I was 10. Dedication of a die hard fan? Very much so.
I found my 2nd and 3rd favorite players. Victoria Azarenka and Laura Robson. I like their playing styles.
Even though she was the runner up and lost in the Wimbledon final she played great.
I can't wait for the US open now.
First off thanks for showing your concerns but no, I'm kidding. I lied, I just took a 4 month break. No not really I lied again, I was procrastinating. I mean I've been productive with my summer. I've been golfing. I started playing tennis again. I explored Iowa State and spent the week there. I managed to run into a mirror but I'll save that story for later.
I turned 19 just a few weeks ago. Yayyy right?
No it is not yayyy.
I don't even act or look like I'm 19. That's another story I will save for later. I'm more like on the 12-13 side with a mental age of 10 or maybe 9 because 10 year olds these days are pretty extreme with their iphones and sense of fashion. Compared to me who still wants cartoon shirts, plays with toys, and loves cartoons.
Anyways,
The highlight of my summer so far was that I watched both the French Open and the Wimbledon without missing a day.
I just want to say that Maria Sharapova is playing great again. She's a beast. I'm proud to say I've been a fan of hers since I was 10. Dedication of a die hard fan? Very much so.
I found my 2nd and 3rd favorite players. Victoria Azarenka and Laura Robson. I like their playing styles.
Even though she was the runner up and lost in the Wimbledon final she played great.
I can't wait for the US open now.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Lazyyy
I should be working on posts right now but I'm not because I suck. I just sit and do nothing. I'm so lazy it's sad. One day I'm going to drown in my own ocean of laziness and procrastination. Saving me won't do much because I'll probably be too lazy to make an effort to get help.
Oh yeah to the people who thought I was dead. I am very much alive. You're welcome.
Oh yeah to the people who thought I was dead. I am very much alive. You're welcome.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Side Story
So I totally lied about working on the new post. I am super sorry. Things like to slip my mind a lot. How do I get through life with horrible memory? I have no idea. That is a good question. On the other hand, here is a story that should keep you occupied as I attempt to work on the other post again once again.
My Christmas break was pretty interesting. My friends said I fell off the face of the earth for a bit. It's probably true, it tends to happen a lot. The time when I was back on the face of the earth, I had a story for almost each day. I'll share one to occupy you guys.
Ohhhh McDonald's how I love you
Except for the fact that I embarrassed myself in front of a bunch of random people.
How you ask? Wellll I get pretty excited when I get food from there. That day I was a little too excited since I haven't ate there for 2 months and I missed my precious chicken nuggets.
Sooo as I was walking out to my car, my joy from getting my beloved nuggets took over my senses. Somehow, I didn't look where I was going and I missed stepping on the curb and fell into the road. I was alright, I think, my head was randomly bleeding and I had a few scrapes, no big deal. Anyways, the result of me face planting on the road led to having my food fall all over the street. It was horrible. My poor chicken nuggets.
At first I didn't know what to do so I just sat there for like a minute. Then I started picking the food up but then I thought to myself ahhh I'm dumb and the food was already tainted, plus the ugly nasty dirt snow on the ground didn't really help my food look as delicious either. So as I looked back to the restaurant, I don't even know why I did, I saw the people in the booths were staring. It was awesome. At that point, I was panicking and cars were coming - note - I was still on the ground scared and still kind of deciding what to do.
Not knowing what to do in this situation, I ran away and drove off. I was still hungry since my lunch was all over the parking lot and I really didn't feel like dying from eating tainted food. So I went to the next closest McDonald's and got myself some food this time through the drive thru, to contain the overwhelming feelings.
Ohh good times.
P.S- Carrie and Emily if you are reading this good luck!!!!!
My Christmas break was pretty interesting. My friends said I fell off the face of the earth for a bit. It's probably true, it tends to happen a lot. The time when I was back on the face of the earth, I had a story for almost each day. I'll share one to occupy you guys.
Ohhhh McDonald's how I love you
Except for the fact that I embarrassed myself in front of a bunch of random people.
How you ask? Wellll I get pretty excited when I get food from there. That day I was a little too excited since I haven't ate there for 2 months and I missed my precious chicken nuggets.
Sooo as I was walking out to my car, my joy from getting my beloved nuggets took over my senses. Somehow, I didn't look where I was going and I missed stepping on the curb and fell into the road. I was alright, I think, my head was randomly bleeding and I had a few scrapes, no big deal. Anyways, the result of me face planting on the road led to having my food fall all over the street. It was horrible. My poor chicken nuggets.
At first I didn't know what to do so I just sat there for like a minute. Then I started picking the food up but then I thought to myself ahhh I'm dumb and the food was already tainted, plus the ugly nasty dirt snow on the ground didn't really help my food look as delicious either. So as I looked back to the restaurant, I don't even know why I did, I saw the people in the booths were staring. It was awesome. At that point, I was panicking and cars were coming - note - I was still on the ground scared and still kind of deciding what to do.
Not knowing what to do in this situation, I ran away and drove off. I was still hungry since my lunch was all over the parking lot and I really didn't feel like dying from eating tainted food. So I went to the next closest McDonald's and got myself some food this time through the drive thru, to contain the overwhelming feelings.
Ohh good times.
P.S- Carrie and Emily if you are reading this good luck!!!!!
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Back to School
I've been slacking off A LOT and I apologize for being super lazy. I just got back to school last Sunday and this is my second week of classes so I've been kinda busy.
To make matters worse, my roommate moved out so I'm TV-less which is horrible because I love TV and the Australian open is on.
I bet a lot of you are wondering why doesn't Arisa make new posts on her blog with all the free time? Wellll I would but I spend half of my free time sitting in my room in silence. Did you laugh a little? It wasn't a joke. This is a serious matter.
So to pass my free time when I don't have homework or golf practice/workouts, I made myself a twitter with the help of my friend. It's not really going well at the moment cause it looks like nonsense to me and confuses me but feel free to follow me and don't worry I'm working on a new post as we speak, well not really cause I'm not speaking but you know what I mean.
To make matters worse, my roommate moved out so I'm TV-less which is horrible because I love TV and the Australian open is on.
I bet a lot of you are wondering why doesn't Arisa make new posts on her blog with all the free time? Wellll I would but I spend half of my free time sitting in my room in silence. Did you laugh a little? It wasn't a joke. This is a serious matter.
So to pass my free time when I don't have homework or golf practice/workouts, I made myself a twitter with the help of my friend. It's not really going well at the moment cause it looks like nonsense to me and confuses me but feel free to follow me and don't worry I'm working on a new post as we speak, well not really cause I'm not speaking but you know what I mean.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Peeling Veggies Part 2
You remember when I said I loved peeling veggies? I lied. I hate peeling potatoes with a passion because they're secretly evil. Peeling potatoes frustrates me and I'm the type of person who never gets mad. If you ever decide to enter me in a potato peeling contest please don't. I will probably lose, come in last and embarrass you. Just a fair warning.
My best friend thought it would be funny to get me a sack of potatoes for Christmas because she knows just looking at potatoes makes me mad. What she doesn't know is I'm practicing to potato her house very soon. Good thing she has brick walls maybe we can make mash potatoes after.
The past week hasn't been so fun for me and it was suppose to cause its the first real week I got to spend at home since august. Let me tell you about the time I had to peel the worst potatoes ever. Soo I expected to come home and relax because college is pretty stressful but instead, I spend my week especially Christmas peeling carrots and potatoes. I really don't mind carrots but potatoes are a NO. I don't think my mom understands that I hate peeling potatoes. I give her the obvious hint - like when she brings out the potato sack I run away.
The worst part about peeling potatoes is that I have a time limit of when they need to be done. Every time my mom tells me when the potatoes need to be done, I try to tell her its impossible to finish it on time because I'm so slow at peeling potatoes but nooo she never listens.
Note- the kinda argument was like a mixture of Laotian and English. I tried my best to translate it.
Mom- How does it take you 20 minutes just to peel one potato? Really?
Me- Mommm you don't understa-
Mom- No it doesn't take me 20 minutes just to peel a potato when I can peel 6
Me- Well I'm sorry I don't have magical potato peeling powers like you do
Me - And its taking me forever because you bought the ugliest potatoes ever
Mom- Why are you talking when you could be peeling?
Mom- Oh and I still need 4 potatoes
What I meant by ugly potatoes is deformed potatoes. It really doesn't make potato peeling much faster when I have the worst sack of deformed potatoes. Remember when I said potatoes are evil? Welll deformed potatoes are the evilest of them all. If they had faces I bet they would be laughing and taunting me right now.
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